Saturday, February 1, 2014

Boss Ass Bitch | PTAF

REWIND REVIEW (2012)


★★★★★

Do you not care about ratchet-ass lames? Are you currently turnt up? Were you made for the game? Do you got your swag on? Are you swagged the fuck up on a regular basis? Do you not give a fuck? Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions, congratulations: You, my friend, are a boss ass bitch.

PTAF is a trio of girls that loved their boss ass bitch statuses so much, they decided to write a homemade rap about it and rub the fact in everybody's face. PTAF (which stands for 'Pretty Talking All Fades') is comprised of Kandii, K'Duceyyy, and AlizĂ©, three of the bossiest ass bitches of them all.

These three girls mean business, as shown by their lyrics, and nobody is going to get in the way of their boss ass bitch ways. From what I've gathered, these head bitches in charge have ruled out some guidelines on how to be a boss ass bitch, which can be seen below with lyric references:
  • Do not do any acts of oral sex; just look for the fame. 
    • "You can suck a dick, I'm all about the fame."
  • However, boss ass bitches can fuck anybody as long as they get paid.
    • "Fuck a nigga, fuck a bitch. Straight gettin' paid. I love money."
  • Umm... use your tongue, I guess. Boss ass bitches like that.
    • "Use your tongue, I'mma like that."
  • You're not allowed to give any fucks. At all. Zero fucks are given by boss ass bitches.
    • "Clearly, um, I don't give a fuck."
  • Don't be lame or you're going to get Sharkeisha'ed in the face.
    • "You bitches is lame tryin' to run up on me. Bitch, I'll punch you in the face."
  • You better stay informed on when other boss ass bitches are turnt up.
    • "We're too turnt up for you. Bitch, I thought you knew."
  • Most importantly, be sure to inform everyone of your boss ass bitch status.
    • "I'm a boss ass bitch."
Clearly PTAF is speaking for all of us in the self-empowerment anthem. It's got a great beat with super powerful lyrics. Whenever I listen to it, I seriously just feel like a boss ass bitch. People can judge all they want, but "I don't give a fuck about your ratchet ass lames." Even Nicki Minaj picked up on the song a and made a remix of it about pussy renovations! Not everybody can say that has happened to their song!

Our generation can be defined by "Boss Ass Bitch" and future generations will look to this song for empowerment as well. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just jam out to this song and think about my inner boss ass bitch. How this wasn't up for at least one Grammy nomination, I have no clue. Oh well, the members of PTAF don't need a Grammy... 'cause they're boss ass bitches.


(I hope they all realize this is a satire review...)

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